rawhumor:

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rawhumor:

Lisa lays down the law
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replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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lez-get-weird:

silent—euphoria:

"if you wanna feel special, put a lemon in there."
mosoli:

im still laughing at this