glassbonespaperskin:

Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…

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astrolocherry:

Aquarius - extremely hard to pin down. Eccentricity. Presents tangible yet highly creative ideas. They have a somewhat cool, flowy buzzing vibration, but at a low frequency. Very beautiful and bright, sparkling eyes and clear skin. Known to talk with their hands, restless; broad in shoulders.

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phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

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chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

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